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The May contest is over and the following are the winners according to the poll.
1st prize ($5) : Ashish
2nd prize ($4) : Steve
3rd prize($3) : Jazz & Robert
5th prize($1) : Tim
The winners are requested to claim their prizes within 2 days......
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Money Speaks, It says Bye Bye !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAn accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”
ReplyDelete“Have you tried counting sheep?”
“That’s the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”
OK, I am flying back from Atlanta, GA the day after the recent presidential election, and sitting next to me is a black man in his mid-twenties, and he's flipping through the airlines magazine.
ReplyDeleteSo I start to strike up a conversation with him about the election and before I can barely get the words "Barack Obama" out his lip starts to quiver and his eyes well up with tears and then he just starts sobbing uncontrolably.
And the thought goes through my head of what he must be feeling and thinking of what his parents probably had to put up with in the 50's and 60's and his ancestors who were probably born into slavery and the long arduous road he and his people had to trod to get to this place, to this moment in history.
So I pat him on the shoulder in an attempt to show him compassion and tell him to let it out, that those tears of pride are a good and wonderful thing, and to be proud of his race, his President-elect, his country.
And he stops for a second and looks at me and says, "I'm not crying because of the election, I'm crying because the inflight movie is going to be 'Mamma Mia'."
Ha! I would cry if I had to watch Mamma Mia too! Good one!
ReplyDelete2 men sitting in a bar ! first one says to the other ...
ReplyDeletemen 1 - today i had sex with your mother
The whole bar turns silent in wait for the reply of the other men
men 2 - c'mom dad get up you are drunk !!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
ReplyDeleteFirst Man:Is my nose not straight? Do I look ugly? Do I look fat? Do I really look like a fool?
ReplyDeleteSecond man: Not at all
First man: Then why people use to say that I am similar to you.
What is the drawback of two wives?
ReplyDeleteServant cannot obey orders properly from two owners.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger... Then it hit me!
ReplyDeleteJuan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
ReplyDeleteThe guard stops him and says,"What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answers Juan.
The guard says,
"We'll just see about that ~get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart;
he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight
and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan,
who crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every week for three years.
Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy.It's all I think about. I can't sleep.
Just between you and me,what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says,
"Bicycles."
Once a doctor and an Engineer were talking about a question.
ReplyDeleteQues: We know that 2/10=0.2 but Prove that 2/10=2
The doctor said the question is out of syllabus.
but
Engineer replied:
2=two,
10=ten.
therefore 2/10 = Two/Ten = wo/en.
w=23(w is 23rd letter of english),
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.
therefore
w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19
Therefore wo/en=38/19=2.
Hence 2/10=wo/en=2
Hence Proved
For Engineers "It doesn’t matter what is the answer but they say what answer you want."