The moment has came to kick start the second Joke$Contest. Without wasting any more time, Here are the points to remember for posting jokes.
1. The contest will end on 31 may midnight(GMT).
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Two lizard where climbing up in wall. Lizard at top began to sing a song. As soon as he finished his song, lizard below him fell down. why?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Lizard below clapped after he finished his song.
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
ReplyDelete"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
''An abstract noun,'' the teacher said, ''is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?'' ''Sure,'' a teenage boy replied. ''My father's new car.''
ReplyDeleteWRONG E-MAIL
ReplyDeleteAn Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it from his memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
DEAREST WIFE;
JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMMOROW.
P.S.
SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE!
This psychiatrist walks into his waiting room and sees two men. One is hanging upside down from the ceiling. The other is sawing an imaginary piece of wood. The doctor approaches the man who is sawing and asks him what he is doing.
ReplyDelete'I'm sawing wood,' the man replies.
'And what's your friend doing?' the doctor asks.
'Oh, he thinks he's a light bulb.'
'Well, don't you think you should tell him to get down? The blood is rushing to his head.'
'What, and work in the dark?'
Frog asks Astrologer: Please tell my future
ReplyDeleteAstro: A young cute girl will touch you
Frog: Great! When and Where?
Astro: Next semester, in zoology lab...